★ Boston's Own · Est. Right Now ★

LOUD.
AMERICAN.
FUNNY.

Meet Blummer — gray-bearded, rugby-tested, rideshare-driving Boston comedian. A brand-new joke and new art every single morning. Roasts on demand. Tees you'll regret.

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The Blummer
Now appearing · every night · forever

The Talking Blummer

Type your name. Get roasted out loud by a cartoon Boston comedian. 100% offline comedy — he doesn't even need the internet to disrespect you.

The hit single nobody asked for

The Marijuana Song

Press play. Regret nothing.

Bad-On-Purpose Tees

Every design's an original. Every shirt's a conversation you didn't want to have.

Weddings · roasts · corporate events that need loosening

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Boston-based. Gray-bearded. Will absolutely show up.

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